Steven Colbert

The Guillotine and the Banana

I just needed to stash this somewhere. I’m back in the games next summer. I need some inspiration. Need to drop 20 lbs. and muscle up.

I just needed to stash this somewhere. I’m back in the games next summer. I need some inspiration. Need to drop 20 lbs. and muscle up.

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Been looking for that Bear Valentine image.

Been looking for that Bear Valentine image.

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Valentine’s Day
Thanks, Google, sort of. What’s with the spaceman and the alien?

Valentine’s Day

Thanks, Google, sort of. What’s with the spaceman and the alien?

Birthday Dinner at Joe’s Crab Shack

Mac kept telling people it was our birthdays. I wasn’t sure why. Joe’s has a birthday humiliation policy. After dinner, the wait staff came by the table. They announce to the restaurant that we had never flown together before, so they were going to arrange for us to do so. They dressed us up like birds and had us walk around the restaurant, flapping our “wings” and screeching like Macaws, while they sang.

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